Monthly massage
£75–£120
per session, before tip
- + £10–£20 tip
- + Drive / tube fare
- + 2–3 hours of your evening
- + Booking, undressing, small talk
Annual cost if monthly: £1,020–£1,560
The maths, plainly
The massage you don't have to book.
A monthly deep-tissue massage in London is £75–£120, plus tip, plus drive time. Quillaby is £54.99, used the way most people use it — 3 to 5 evenings a week.
Massage gun
£120–£300
one-off purchase
- Loud — wakes the nervous system up
- Can't reach your own upper back
- Batteries die mid-session
- Aggressive, not relaxing
Best for: spot recovery, not wind-down
Quillaby
The bundle
£54.99
once. Years of use.
- No booking. No driving.
- Lives behind the sofa.
- 20 minutes, any evening.
- Phone stays in the other room.
Cost per session if used 4×/week for a year: 26p
By night nine, it's paid for itself.
After that, every wind-down is free. No drive home. No tip. No diary clash. Just 20 minutes between you and a slower nervous system.
Begin the ritual
Lie down tonight.
Mat, pillow and carry bag — £54.99 £104.97.
Free UK delivery. Thirty nights to fall for it. Return postage on us.
Start your 20-minute reset — £54.99Lie down. Breathe out. We'll take it from here.