★★★★★ 4.9 (2,300+ reviews)

The Off Switch™ — Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

Twenty minutes on the mat. A switched-off brain by lights-out.

  • 😴 Switches off the day's tension so you fall asleep faster
  • 6,210 acupressure points trigger the release response your body already knows
  • 🛡️ Built on the acupressure method used for decades — and a 60-night feel-it-or-free trial
  • ⏱️ Lie down. Twenty minutes. That's the whole routine.
THE OFF SWITCH — COMPLETE SET · SELECTED ✓

One set. Everything the ritual needs.

This week's sale — the full Wind-Down Kit free with every mat ordered. No code needed.

YOU PAY
The Quillaby Mat
£54.99
FREE
The Neck Pillow
£34.99
FREE
The Roll-Up Carry Bag
£14.99
FREE
The Switch-Off Guide
£19.99
Everything: £124.96 value*
£54.99
YOU PAY £54.99 — KIT INCLUDED WITH EVERY MAT

🌙 60-Night Off-Switch Trial — if it doesn't switch you off, full refund · 🚚 Free UK & Ireland delivery, 4–8 days

*Individual values shown. Everything except the mat is included free with your order.

🌙60-Night Off-Switch TrialFull refund, return postage on us. No form, no photos — just an email.
🚚Free UK & Ireland deliveryTracked, 4–8 days
🛡️5-Year WarrantySpikes stay on. That's a promise with paperwork.
Six kinds of switched-on

Will it work on me?

😴 Fall asleep faster

The mat takes the 20-minute slot the scroll used to own — and the body wins that trade every time.

🪨 Unclamps shoulders & back

6,210 points press the day out of the exact places it parks: neck, shoulders, lower back.

📵 No screens, no pills

Nothing to charge, swallow or subscribe to. The whole system is: lie down.

⏱️ A 20-minute ritual

Short enough to do nightly. Long enough that the day actually ends.

Kit anatomy

What arrives in the box

🛏️
The Quillaby Mat

66×40cm · 6,210 lotus points · 100% cotton over plant-based foam · 5-year spike warranty

£54.99
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The Neck Pillow

Curved bolster for the neck and shoulders — where the day parks itself

FREE (£34.99)
🎒
The Roll-Up Carry Bag

Cotton drawstring — lives behind the sofa, travels when you do

FREE (£14.99)
📖
The Switch-Off Guide

The 20-minute protocol, emailed the second you order — tonight counts

FREE (£19.99)
The branded bit

What is the Flush?

Press 6,210 points into your back and the body responds the only way it knows how: blood rushes to the surface, muscles give up their grip, and a warm flush rolls through you — shoulders first, then everywhere.

People pay £70 an hour for hands to do this. Yours is £54.99, forever, and it lives behind the sofa.

"Minute one is the price. The Flush is what it buys."
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An honest timeline

The first 90 seconds are horrible. That's the point.

0:00
Lie down.

Deep breath. This is the brave bit.

0:40
Ouch. (Everyone. Every time.)

Sharp, prickly, "why did I buy this." This is where people quit. Don't quit — this is the toll booth, not the road.

2:00
The Flush arrives.

A warm wave rolls from your shoulders to your hips as blood floods the surface and your muscles hand in their notice. This is the thing everyone's on about.

10:00
Gone.

Breathing's slow. Brain's stopped doing tomorrow. You're just… warm.

20:00
The annoying part.

The timer goes off and you genuinely don't want to get up. Straight to bed. Heavy, in the good way.

NIGHT 3
The ritual clicks.

The sting fades faster each night. Most people stop timing it and start looking forward to it around here.

WEEK 3
The mat becomes the cue.

Rolling it out IS the off switch now — the body starts winding down before you even lie back.

The honest maths

The Off Switch vs the cheap alternatives

The £20 ones The Off Switch
Cover fabric ✗ Polyester ✓ 100% cotton
Spikes stay on ✗ Shed in weeks ✓ 5-yr warranty
Pillow, bag & guide ✗ Not included ✓ Free
Risk-free trial ✗ 14 days if lucky ✓ 60 nights
Cost over 3 months ~£20, then rebuy £54.99 once

£54.99 ÷ 90 nights ≈ 61p a night. One sports massage: £60.

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The 60-Night Off-Switch Trial

Sixty nights to decide. If the Flush never turns up, email us — every penny back, return postage on us. The guide's yours to keep.

That's not a promise we could afford to make about a product that doesn't work.

Switch-flippers report in

2,300 people flipped it. Here's what happened.

★★★★★  4.9 average · verified customers ·

Sceptic converted
★★★★★

"I was fully ready to return this. It's been six months. My husband has to book time on it."

Claire D. · Leeds
The Flush
★★★★★

"Nobody warned me properly about minute two. It's like your whole back exhales. I now understand the name."

Tom W. · Manchester
Sleep
★★★★★

"I stopped taking my phone upstairs somewhere around night five. Nobody told me to. It just stopped coming."

Aisha K. · London
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Why Quillaby exists

Built in a small flat, for small flats.

I built Quillaby in a small south London flat because my evenings didn't end — they just got interrupted by sleep. The mat that finally fixed it was ugly, orange, and smelled of plastic, so it lived in shame behind the wardrobe. We made the one worth leaving out: a cotton cover the colour of a good evening, foam that doesn't stink, spikes that stay put, and a pillow that actually meets your neck. Then we priced it so you don't have to think twice at 11pm.

— The day ends when you say it does.

Fair questions

Everything you'd ask before flipping it

Does it hurt?+
Yes — for about 90 seconds, and we'd rather tell you than have you find out. It's a strong, prickly pressure that softens into warmth (the Flush) around minute two. Start with a thin t-shirt on for the first few nights if you want the gentler on-ramp.
What exactly is in the First-Night Kit?+
The Quillaby Mat, the neck pillow, the roll-up carry bag, and the Switch-Off Guide (PDF, emailed the second you order). You pay for the mat; in this week's sale the rest is free with every mat ordered.
How does the Flush Guarantee work?+
Sixty nights to decide. If the Flush never turns up, email us — every penny back, return postage on us. The guide's yours to keep.
How long does delivery take?+
Free tracked delivery to the UK and Ireland, 4–8 days. The Switch-Off Guide lands in your inbox about 60 seconds after you order, so your ritual can start tonight.
How do I wash it?+
The cotton cover unzips and machine-washes at 30°C; air dry. Wipe the foam with a damp cloth. Don't tumble dry — the spikes have opinions about that.
Is it safe for everyone?+
If you're pregnant, take blood thinners, or have a heart or skin condition, check with your GP before using an acupressure mat — we make evenings calmer, not medical calls.
What if I just… don't like it?+
Sixty nights to decide, full refund if it's not for you. But do give it three nights — night one is the toll booth, night three is usually the convert.
ONOFF

The day ends when you say it does.

Tonight: phone in the kitchen, twenty minutes on the mat. See which one you miss.

This week's sale · kit free with every mat · Flush Guarantee · Free UK & Ireland delivery